Tuesday, 7 April 2015

joks

Ager mobile INDIA me bante to
usme templates kuch aise hote:
* Kuttey call kar jaldi.
* Cigerret lete hua aana.
* Teri bhabhi k sath hu.
* Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
* Kaha hai bey?
* Kal college ya bunk?
* Dimag mat kha.
* Ghumne chal raha hai kya?
* Balance nahi hai. 



Aapki ek Cheez Hame Bahut
Pasand Hai…
Aap Jab Bhi Koi
Kam Karte Ho To Dil Laga
Kar Karte Ho…
Kiyon Ki
Dimaag To Aapke Paas Hai
Nahi…!  




Papa bahut sharif he
Son: Mom, Papa bahut sharif he..
Mom: Wo kaise beta?
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi Ladkiko
dekhte he
To apni ek aankh
Bandh kar lete he  





Armaan Kahe
Armaan Kahe Aagosh Mein Aa Tu,
Mujhse Door Kahin Ab Naa Jaa Tu,
Mehak Uthenge Lamhe Pyaar Ke,
Saanson Mein Apni Le Basa Tu. 





Girl friend said during Valentine
Day: Chota mota hi sahi, par gold
ka kuch la do…….
.
.
Boy friend:
“Ye le Choti gold flake cigarette” 






Hai muskan tere
Hai muskan tere hoto pe to,
Khushi mere dil mein hoti hai,
Agar dard tere dil ko ho to,
Aankhen meri roti hai,
Tu mehshoos kar k to dekh,
Dosti esi hi hoti hai   





Yaaden teri
Yaaden teri rakh di hai
sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.
Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai
aapne dur jaakar,
In yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz
aakar..  






Dobta Hai To
Dobta Hai To Paani Ko Dosh Deta
Hai
Girta Hai To Pathar Ko Dosh Deta
Hai
Insan Bhi Bara Ajeeb Hai Kuch
Kar
Nahi Paata To Qismat Ko Dosh
Deta Hai!! 





Gadhaa Kon Hota Ha?
Pappu Teacher Se: Madam
Gadhaa Kon Hota Ha?
Teacher: Beta Jo Kisi Aadmi Ko,
Apni Baat Naa Samjha Paaye.
Pappu: Kuch Samjha Nahi Madam   





Mubarak Ho
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar
Beta Paida Hua He.
Sardar: O terii.. Kya Technology
He..
Biwi Meri Hospital Me He Aur
Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa
He.. 




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