Sardar

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje
phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje
tak sota hoon!  

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho
ho.
1st Sardar: Biwi se…
2nd Sardar: Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar: Tumhari hai…   

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne
chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi
gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me
Badalte Hain”